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1 Stare deeply at this dancing banana. What is your gut reaction?
- I join the dance immediately, no regrets.
- I smile politely and scroll past.
- I wonder if the banana is single.
- I save it to send to my group chat at 2 AM.
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2 Verified 'fact': Scientists in a made‑up lab found that your pizza topping preference says everything. Pick your ultimate pizza topping.
- Pineapple – sweet, juicy, controversial.
- Pepperoni – classic, safe, everyone likes it.
- Anchovies – weird, but you own it.
- Mushrooms – earthy and mysterious.
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3 How do you hold your phone while doomscrolling? (A verified orientation indicator, trust us.)
- One hand, pinky supporting the bottom.
- Two hands, like a tiny video game controller.
- Phone flat on the table, index finger poking.
- With a pop socket AND a ring holder – maximum grip.
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4 A magical jukebox appears. Which song makes your soul leave your body?
- “I Wanna Dance with Somebody” – Whitney Houston
- “Sweet Home Alabama” – Lynyrd Skynyrd
- “Take on Me” – A‑ha (the high note!)
- “WAP” – Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion
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5 You see a beautiful person across the room. Your first thought is:
- “I hope they notice me.”
- “They have great bone structure.” (gender irrelevant)
- “Wow, he/she is stunning.” (specific opposite gender)
- “Wow, they are stunning.” (same gender)
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6 Which of these activities sounds like a perfect Saturday? (Peer‑reviewed study: not real.)
- Home Depot run followed by brunch with mimosas.
- Watching football and grilling meat.
- Rearranging my furniture for the third time this month.
- Binge‑watching a reality show and analyzing every fight.
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7 Pick a celebrity crush. (This is 100% definitive science.)
- Zendaya or Timothée Chalamet
- Chris Evans or Scarlett Johansson
- Harry Styles (the answer is always Harry Styles)
- Janelle Monáe
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8 Your friend asks you to help move a couch. Your energy level is:
- Enthusiastic – I even bring snacks and a positive attitude.
- Reluctant – but I’ll show up with iced coffee.
- I hire two strong people from TaskRabbit.
- I pretend I didn’t see the text for six hours.
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9 What’s your go‑to dance move when no one is watching?
- The shopping cart (aggressive and joyful).
- The white guy two‑step (just shuffling).
- Interpretive arm movements like a dying swan.
- Voguing in front of the microwave.
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10 Your pet (or future pet) would most likely be:
- A dramatic rescue cat with a name like ‘Larry’.
- A golden retriever who loves everyone.
- A snake or ferret – people find it weird but cute.
- Three guinea pigs that live in a custom castle.
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11 The ultimate test: how do you feel about cargo shorts?
- Practical and underrated – pockets for days!
- A fashion crime punishable by glitter bombing.
- Only acceptable if wearing a fanny pack too.
- What are cargo shorts? I wear kilts.
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12 Final question (very serious). Pick a color to paint your emotional state right now.
- Electric purple with sparkles.
- Beige. Quiet, reliable beige.
- Chartreuse – because why not?
- Rainbow, obviously.
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Quiz: This Simple Image Test Can Reveal If You're Gay Or Straight
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🌈 Rainbow Royalty
You're gayer than a double rainbow riding a unicorn. Verified 'fact': Your attraction to the same gender was confirmed when you smiled at that one movie scene. Pride flags wave in your honor. - Quiz result
📏 Straight-Laced Legend
You're straighter than a ruler drawn by a robot. Verified 'fact': Opposite-gender crushes and a mysterious love for pumpkin spice lattes have sealed your fate. Nothing to see here, folks. - Quiz result
🌀 The Confusion Compass
You spin both ways like a ceiling fan. Verified 'fact': Human sexuality is a spectrum, and this quiz is a joke. You might be bi, pan, questioning, or just really bad at multiple choice.
